A Jewish man was sitting in Starbucks reading an Arab newspaper. A friend of his, who happened to be there,noticed this strange phenomenon.

Very upset, he approached him and said:
Moshella, have you lost your mind?
Why are you reading an Arab newspaper?

Moshella replied,
I used to read the Jewish newspapers,
but what did I find?
Jews being persecuted,
Israel being attacked,
Jews disappearing through assimilation and intermarriage,
Jews living in poverty.
So I switched to the Arab newspaper.

Now what do I find?
Jews own all the banks,
Jews control the media,
Jews are all rich and powerful,
Jews rule the world.
The news is so much better!

From Ethel